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 DID YOU KNOW.... CHIN HAIRS ARE NOTHING BUT STRAY EYELASHES?

 

Guitar jokes 

Q: How do you make a guitarist stop playing?   A:Put notes on it!

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

Q.What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..

Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A flat minor

Funny Jokes for Kids:

What is the one word a dog can say ?  " BARK"

What do dogs eat at the cinema?   Pup-corn

What do grown up dogs say to their puppies?
Hush, puppies!

What is the only kind of dog you can eat ?
A hot dog

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?   "A dinosnore!"

What do elves do after school?   "Gnomework!"

How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?  I forgot to wet the soap!

                                            Guitar jokes 

Q: How do you make a guitarist stop playing?
A:Put notes on it!
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

 What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..

Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?    A: A flat minor


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